Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Freakin' &$@&*!

I'm tired. I started memorizing my Crim Law cards yesterday and finished them along with Crim Pro today.

Then I went to go do an essay. Oh look, my Barbri notes, CMR, AND Massachusetts Distinctions poorly prepared me for one of the Barbri essays. That's fun. Where the freak are they getting this stuff from?

Then I did some Crim Law PMBR questions and have determined that the Bar Examiners are a bunch of sadists who want to see us all suffer.

Then I did some Crim Pro questions and recognized that I was using the reasoning correctly and I rocked.

Can the entire MBE be Crim Pro, please?

Now I'm just hoping and praying that if I keep murmuring this stuff to myself as I'm fixing meals and walking to and from the bathroom, that it will somehow get lodged in my long-term memory so that when I start memorizing Property tomorrow all the Crim Law/Pro won't be spilling out of my ears and onto the floor where it will do me no good at all.

5 comments:

Heather said...

Did you have Whitebread? He may be funny, but he was by far the worst lecturer of the bunch. He gave hardly ANY useful information on Crim Law/Pro. I made my flashcards from the CMR instead.

Kelly said...

I did have Whitebread, but I found that his lecture tracked the DMR pretty closely. He said he wrote the CMR outline.

Deus_Ex_Machina said...

Say, "I am a Bar Exam Goddess, I am a Bar Exam Goddess, I am a Bar Exam Goddess! Repeat until believed. The evil tyrants of "The Hoop" are sniggering and laughing as they feel you squirm. Don't give them the satisfaction.

Kelly said...

The Hoop?

Deus_Ex_Machina said...

The Hoop which is the Bar Exam, deary.