How is it that I can empty a couple of bookcases and fill 11 boxes and still look like I've done nothing? I hate moving.
Insomnia strikes again. I think it has something to do with the switch my doctor and I made of my meds so that I could get the generic since I don't have insurance anymore (still cost $100. Freakin' pharmaceutical companies!) I used to take one pill in the morning, but now I have to take one in the morning and one in the evening. Besides forgetting the evening one a couple of times over the past couple of weeks, it's messing with my sleeping as well. That was one of the reasons we switched to the once-a-day one in the first place, to see if it was the evening pill that was messing up my sleep. Turns out it was. I thought I'd get all the kinks worked out and get adjusted to it while I was on vacation. Guess not. But the non-generic costs about $200, so the generic is necessary.
So since I'm wide awake at 3:15 AM, I thought I'd pull together my post about Monterey.
8/4/05
Jenn and I headed south to Monterey, passing through the area of California that provides the majority of the amazing produce I was gushing about a few days ago.
The water of Monterey Bay is the bluest I've ever seen, other than in the Bahamas.


First stop was the
Monterey Bay Aquarium.

I know it's blurry, but it says, "The sea is as near as we come to another world." This is the entryway to a portion of the aquarium. It is a darkened room, with fish swimming furiously above you in a tank that completely encircles the room.
Jellyfish


Kelp Forest

Diver in Kelp Forest with Sharks

It was hard to take pictures in the Aquarium since my flash tended to reflect off the tanks, but it was too dark to get decent pictures in the darkened rooms without the flash. Suffice it to say, we saw sea otters being fed, penguins waddling around (I still want a baby penguin!), beautiful jellyfish, and a myriad of amazing fish.
After the Aquarium, we walked along Cannery Row, taking in the shops and the tourists.
We stopped in a candy shop so I could buy an assortment of saltwater taffy in true tourist fashion. As I was perusing the vast barrels of taffy, a group of teenage girls came into the shop, loudly talking to one another.
One of them said, "Dad would be okay with us spending all our money here because we're not in Utah anymore and won't be giving money to the Mormons." (or something like that)
I started laughing; Jenn was mad. I appreciated her getting irate on my behalf, but it was so obviously an ignorant comment. And seriously, girlie, you best watch what you say. There are lots of Mormons in California.
With all due respect to the Aquarium, I think Jenn and I got the most joy from
John Steinbeck's Spirit of Monterey Wax Museum. Wax museums are always outstandingly awful, and this one was no exception. Although the one in that Jenn and I went to several years ago with a wax Last Supper was pretty tacky, Steinbeck's may have it beat.
First of all, the guided tour was a piped-in recording of "John Steinbeck" taking us through the history of his beloved Monterey and his old digs in Cannery Row. Each of his comments were augmented by a strategic spotlight on whichever wax figure we were supposed to be observing. At times we had to dart from one end of the room to the other and back again to keep up with John's narration.
Here is the first scene: Indians and conquistadores

Note the Indian maidens seated in the front. If you stare at the back of their heads long enough, you find yourself wondering if they have faces. Then you start imagining the faceless figures turning around and staring at you with no eyes. You're a little reticent to turn your back on them after that.
Political correctness has no place in the Spirit of Monterey Wax Museum:


Jenn is involved with political matters here, I believe. We sort of lost track of the actual "history"...

I think I'm part of an insurgency of some sort.

Crazy Horse

Lastly we progressed to the characters of Steinbeck's Cannery Row, consisting of people he actually knew. Oh the stories he told....
Despite regaling us with tales of the local bartender and his regulars, or the wacky folks you might meet sitting on their porches around Cannery Row, this unsettling character was never explained.

No, seriously, check out his face. That's just not right.

Note to the wax museum folks: your patrons might feel a little less creeped out if you explain the crazy pole man.
And the capstone of the Spirit of Monterey Wax Museum? Why the brothel, of course.

Throughout the museum Jenn and I had commented on how the stories could have been slightly improved by some motion in the tableaux. For instance, Steinbeck related a ghost story, wherein a cradle and rocking chair were spookily lit. I noted how if the cradle had actually rocked, it would have aided the spookiness factor immensely. But, alas, no motion in the wax museum.
However, you see the little minx sprawled seductively on the bed there? HER BOSOM WAS HEAVING. I am not kidding. HEAVING.
While we were standing there listening to Steinbeck wax poetic on the ladies of the local whorehouse, a little family came into the room. The parents took one look at the currently spotlighted brothel and quickly hustled the kids out of there.
After that it was time to head back north. These are cypress trees along the highway, growing next to a farmhouse, the only trees towering above the surrounding fields.

We capped off our day with Chinese food for dinner, served to us by a waitress who was truly passionate about her work. I've never felt so affirmed in my dining choices.